MURDER HOUSE

Mel is just that kind of guy…

Upon discovering his house was the killing grounds of a serial killer, Mel opts to cash in. Want to tour the Murder House, want to buy some of the killer's stuff, why, come on in!

Thanks to the on-going trial of Mel's new favorite serial killer, business is booming, off the hook and just great!

Things just can't get any better!

They can get worse, though…