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היכנס לעולם אינסופי של סיפורים

תקשיב ותקרא

Skye MacKinnon

Not all aliens are good at abducting humans.

Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there's help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female – and they're graded on it.

The problem is, the human female has no intentions of being abducted, not even to help them get the universe's most recognised abduction qualification.

A hilarious sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they're trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use.

The Intergalactic Guide to Humans

 1. Alien Abduction for Beginners
 2. Alien Abduction for Professionals
 3. Alien Abduction for Experts

Spin-off: Alien Abduction for Beginners: Christmas Assignment

Bridget Bordeaux

Jake Bordeaux

Peryton Press

The Intergalactic Guide to Humans

Alien Abduction for Beginners

Being probed by aliens was only the beginning...

I was abducted by incompetent aliens. They didn't know what they were doing and they still don't have a clue. Now that we're done with all the probing, they're taking lessons in 'Caring for Vulnerable Females' and 'Nest Building for Beginners' and want to turn me into their mate. 

And no, they don't listen when I tell them I don't need a nest. 

In theory, I could fall for these three hunky aliens who can bring me more pleasure than I ever dreamed of, but we're being watched and analysed every minute of the day. A creepy professor from the Intergalactic University uses us as examples for her lessons, sometimes with dangerous consequences, and there's nothing we can do about it.

I don't want to be a science experiment, but can I resist falling for the aliens who stole me from Earth? 

If you want sexy aliens who will protect their mate at all cost, a sassy female who doesn't need protecting, plus every single alien abduction trope imaginable, scroll up and read this book today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time.

 

In the same series:

 • Alien Abduction for Beginners
 • Alien Abduction for Professionals
 • Alien Abduction for Experts
 • Alien Abduction for Beginners: Christmas Assignment

Alien Abduction for Professionals

My teacher is trying to kill me...

My mates and I are on the run while trying to figure out why our professor wants me dead. Not exactly the punishment I expected for botching an assignment.

To get our happy end on a luxury resort planet, we may have to do the one thing I don't want my mates to do: abduct another alien. When the abductee becomes the abductor, something is seriously wrong with the universe.

The third and final part of Trish and her mates' story, a steamy reverse harem romance.

If you want sexy aliens who will protect their mate at all cost, a sassy female who doesn't need protecting, plus every single alien abduction trope imaginable, scroll up and read this book today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time.

 

In the same series:

 1. Alien Abduction for Beginners
 2. Alien Abduction for Professionals
 3. Alien Abduction for Experts
 4. Alien Abduction for Beginners: Christmas Assignment

Alien Abduction for Experts

Santa is going to stuff their stockings...

Sisters A-Vay and A-Ven are close to finishing their course in Alien Abduction at the prestigious Intergalactic University. To stay top of their class, they need to perform the best abduction Earth has never seen.

After weeks of monitoring the planet's communications, they've set their eyes on Earth's most famous man, a guy with a white beard and red coat. He may be old but he's ho-ho-hot and his bells still jingle!

Now if only the sisters knew what to do about the reindeer in the cargo bay...

A steamy standalone story set in the Starlight Universe. If you want a hilarious book involving insatiable alien twin sisters and a Santa with a very large candy cane, scroll up and listen to this book today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time.

Other books in the series:

 • Alien Abduction for Beginners
 • Alien Abduction for Professionals
 • Alien Abduction for Experts
 • Alien Abduction for Pirates

Kyo Sija

Alien Abduction for Beginners: Christmas Assignment

The new laugh-out-loud gay alien romance by USA Today Bestselling Author Skye MacKinnon!

Alien scientist Bainne never meant to cause the apocalypse, but a simple mistake means planet Earth is suddenly in the grip of the Great Curdle. He’ll need the help of milkman Kenneth to figure out what went wrong and how to fix it.

As the two unlikely allies try to save the world, they realise their shared interest in milk isn’t the only thing they have in common…

A hilarious, steamy m/m romance between a nerdy alien and a hunky human milkman. 100% lactose free!