Listen and read

Step into an infinite world of stories

  • Listen and read as much as you want
  • Over 400 000+ titles
  • Bestsellers in 10+ Indian languages
  • Exclusive titles + Storytel Originals
  • Easy to cancel anytime
Subscribe now
Details page - Device banner - 894x1036
354 Ratings

4.4

Series

2 of 15

Duration
9H 4min
Language
English
Format
Category

Fantasy & SciFi

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass.

My outlook on life isn't complicated—any day that passes when nobody tries to kill me or someone I love gets put into the "good day" column. Simple, right? Lately, good days have been hard to come by.

Since I totally ignored Da's warning three months ago and flew to Ireland to embrace our super-secret heritage, I've seen the world in a different light—a mythical and magical light.

I am a Druid.

And even though Da and my brothers are all cops, I seemed destined to put out fires. Seriously, the scramble to survive never ends. From quests heaped on me from ancient ancestors, to trampy witches, to misogynistic hobgoblins, I'm pretty much screwed from the get-go. Oh, and don't forget Barghest. Yeah, those druid Black Dog wannabes are still around and more determined than ever to see us eliminated. Someone should tell them the best way to make sure I do something is to tell me I can't.

Yeah-no, like Han Solo said . . . "Never tell me the odds."

Look out, druid world Fiona is back and she's fired up.

© 2021 Tantor Media (Audiobook): 9781666118346

Release date

Audiobook: 28 September 2021

Others also enjoyed ...