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I Just Want to Pee Alone

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Motherhood is the toughest—and funniest—job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful—you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand. Hasn't every mother said it before? "I just want to pee alone!"

Hear hysterical essays like: Embarrassment, Thy Name is Motherhood A Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I am Not And Then There was that Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible Mother So She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller.

© 2018 Tantor Media (Hljóðbók): 9781977330291

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Hljóðbók: 16 oktober 2018

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