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In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.


Rude Tales of Magic

If you think something is wrong about the title of this episode, maybe think about what that says about you!!!

The BIG Oh These, Those Stars of Space! 100th Episode spectacular is next week- head over to the These Those Patreon and subscribe today so you can hear it the moment it drops!

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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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HamsterX Dot Com

Oh gosh! Is it true? Christmas in Summer?? What is this- Australia? Not at all, though Australia is a wonderful country where they call Burger King Hungry Jack's! For in the world of NICE TALES OF FRIENDSHIP, there's always two summers! And this time, Ryan Cinnamon (Ali Fisher) and Lovely Heaven (Tim Platt) are on hand to help Summer Santa (Christopher Hastings) in his hour of need. I just hope they're-gulp-nice enough to save Summer Christmas Eve!

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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Nice Friend Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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Christmas Comes But Once a Summer! (Nice Tales of Friendship Fall Spectacular!)

Deep in the belly of the beast, Uly, Paris, and Lemon, concoct an elaborate ruse to deceive the elves in their midst. Meanwhile, Linus finds much more straightforward ways of solving problems. 

Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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All Rats, All Rats, All Rats...

Our heroes head deep into God's Descent, where they'll find: 

 1. Unexpected Allies
 2. Unexpected Enemies
 3. A Ton of Elves

Uhh yeah, let me be the first to say: UH OH!!!

Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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Going No Contact

You'll never guess what we multiply by the population of Tokyo in this one. 

ALSO: The party finally faces off with the Light Eater.

Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!

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Get Slimed!!!

We turn back the page, and with the combined power of storytelling and Hollywood de-aging CGI, we tell a formative tale from Lemon's youth? Will it somehow inform their modern race through the hospital to escape the Light Eater? Wouldn't that be something...

Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!

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Short Times at Pixie High

Just as our heroes reunite with Lemon, they find themselves targeted by three deadly Bounty Hunters (Dingo, Felix Irnich, and Avery Howett) with a certain piece of special jewelry in their sights! Hope it's not that ring Paris is especially fond of...

For more from the Fools Gold crew, including their D&D campaign setting, massive Tarrasque figurine, and Youtube series, head to foolsgold.fun. And to read the first 21 pages of the Fools Gold graphic novel, adapted by our own Christopher Hastings, check out foolsgold.fun/comicpreview !

Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!

Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.

Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Bounty Becomes the Hunted (With Special Guests the Fool's Gold Crew!)

Our party finally arrives at the strange and twisted hospital of Cruncho. Surely madness won't await them inside? Ok, ok, IF madness awaits inside, surely a reunion with a friend and *gulp* family member won't also await them inside?? AND RIDDLES??? HAVE YOU PUT EVERYTHING IN THIS EPISODE, SIR?

Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!

Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.

Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Emergency Room Family Reunion

A death. Smoke. A return. An Election. 

Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!

Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.

Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Conclave (2025)

Shh!

Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!

Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.

Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/

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Silence is Golden

Every year, the Rude Tales crew plays Yuletide Kombat Family, an amazing adventure where holiday characters fight each other to save Christmas (I think?). This year, however, the battle is PROM-THEMED! How? Why? Who? Huh? All will be answered in YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY IV: PROM!

Yuletide Kombat Family is invented, GM’d, produced, and sound designed by Tim Platt. Editing from Sam Grant with special fighting music from Steve DeSiena. BUCKET OF MILK 4 LIFE BABY!

Want to support Rude Tales and get access to all kinds of fulfilling, enriching content at the same time?? My friend you simply must join us on PATREON for bonus pods, original art, the Rude Tales discord, and so, so, so much more.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!

Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!

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Yuletide Kombat 2024: PROM EDITION

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