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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.


My Momma Told Me

Youngest children are spoiled children. That's comedian, Tacarra Williams, theory courtesy of her eldest children. Langston and David discuss whether or not parents deserve grace, the validity of muckbangs, and debate the validity of priority pick-up. Plus an exhausted caller from Utah swears he's not drunk, just high. 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Youngest Child is Always Spoiled

Hey lil moms, here's another old mini episode! Langston and David answer a listener's email about artists placing hidden messages in their music, specifically Candy by Cameo is about cocaine. 
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON 800 POUND GORILLA YOUTUBE
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Legends of the Hidden Messages: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Is Optimus Prime a c**n who betrayed his fellow cars? David wonders how long it is too long to keep your eyes closed in the barber's chair. Langston has one of the most unhinged conspiracy theories yet submitted to the podcast: Did Optimus Prime betray the Autobots by supporting the human race? Y'all see how we treat cars? Disgusting! Plus, the guys answer two voicemails. The first caller states that robot slang anthropomorphizes robots, and the second thinks Diddy purposely cast Anthony Mackie as Tupac in Notorious, the caller's only connection to the legendary rapper. 
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON 800 POUND GORILLA YOUTUBE
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Suboptimus Prime (with Langston and David)

Hey lil mommas! Here's another one from the vault this week: Langston and David answer a listener's email about the US Army using video games to recruit Black youths.
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON 800 POUND GORILLA YOUTUBE
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gangster Army: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Was the moon landing staged? Langston and David hang out with Vincent Bryant (BET's The Ms. Pat Show) and talk about this infamous conspiracy theory and get down the the nitty gritty. Tangents go off about whether billionaires are planning to send people to the moon, Buzz Aldren punching someone in the face, and of course, track marks on the moons. Also, did you know the moon is the biggest crack rock? The guys answer a voicemail about the talked about "hard wigs, soft life" conspiracy theories.
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON 800 POUND GORILLA YOUTUBE
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The C**n Landing (with Vincent Bryant)

Hey Lil' Mommas! Here's another classic for you this week. Is the Ark of the Covenant buried underneath a church in Ethiopia? Langston and David start their adventure with Biniam Bizuneh (FX Dave) to uncover the truths behind this ancient and sacred box. 
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ethiopia Jones and the Lost Ark (with Biniam Bizuneh) RE-RELEASE

If you step on a crack, will you truly break your mom's back? Langston and David sit down with comedian, Jazmyn W. (YouTube and TikTok) to talk about this classic old wives tale. They discuss racist nursery rhymes, Goofy's sexuality, and even pitch ideas for the next Tyler Perry movie. Plus, we discuss whether saying "titty" or "coochie" in front of your parents is acceptable. Lastly, we step into sensitive territory regarding height and ask ourselves: does 5'8'' even exist?
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Steppin' on Cracks and Breakin' Backs (with Jazmyn W)

Hey Lil' Mommas! Here's another classic mini episode for you this week. Langston and David answer a listener's email about Rihanna's half time performance at the Super Bowl and dark energy. 
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pon de Satan (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

Langston and David continue the conversation of reality television not being real with Kevin Fredericks in this two-part series. They even get into out-of-pocket reality programs that actually aired on television: Some including Blackface and some including sperm racing (you read that right!). Lastly, the guys answer a voicemail that sounds 100% accurate, which forces Langston to revisit his nightclub wardrobe of the 2010s. Let's just say it involves a lot of bow ties...
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reality TV Ain't Real! Pt. 2 (with Kevin Fredericks fka KevOnStage)

Hey ya'll! Here's another classic mini episode for you this week. Langston and David answer a listener's email about white people not being able to follow directions. Also, we have some thoughts on Eminem. 
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Simon Says Shut the F*ck Up: Motherf*kin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Langston and David mess around with Carl Tart in this mini episode and talk cookout soda pop choices and the conspiracy around mayonnaise. 
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Manipulated by the Mayonnaise w/ Carl Tart : Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

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