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Stephen LaFrenie

Ginette Mohr

Welcome friends! Bienvenue mes amis! Join us around the kitchen table for adventure and music. Canadian storytellers Ginette Mohr and Stephen LaFrenie reimagine three classic tales with delightful characters and surprising twists. Professor Pineapple and The Pickle Peppers Band join Stephen and Ginette in the excitement and fun. Plus, there’s a chance to discover new French words as the stories unfold!

Story 1: Lupus Maximus and the Three Little Pigs

Two brother pigs come to appreciate their little sister’s ingenuity when she outsmarts “...the most handsome, most daring, most petrifyingly feared wolf in all the province of Ontario.”

Story 2: The Princess and the Pea 

A lonely prince opens his castle door to find a muddy girl standing there, soaked from head to foot. His mother, the queen, takes one look at the stranger who claims to be royalty and says, “Where are your jewels and crown? And goodness gracious, are you wearing pants?! Les pantalons?” In this tale, appearances are not always what they seem.

Story 3: The Tortoise and the Hare

“What? You want to race me? I’m the fastest thing around here!” The hare kicked up a trail of dust. The tortoise took a slow, determined step. So began an epic race in a small Canadian town that found itself trending around the world.

Additional Credits:

Directed by Liz Pounsett. Music composed and performed by Tim Freeman, Barry Walsh, Jason Michael Hogan, and Red Velvet Revolution. Additional performance by Bearkin. Mixed by Dylan Groff. Mozart’s ‘Alla Turca’ performed by Markus Staab. Illustration by Shawna Reiter. catchmeinthekitchen.com

Professor Pineapple

Catch Me in the Kitchen Audio Adventures

Pigs, Princesses, and One Tough Turtle

Hi friends! Salut les amis! Catch Me in the Kitchen proudly presents our second audiobook. Join Professor Pineapple and storytellers Ginette Mohr and Stephen LaFrenie for joyful adaptations of classic tales. As always, The Pickle Peppers light up the party with original songs, so grab a plate and we’ll see you in the kitchen! A bientôt!

Story 1: Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Goldilocks follows a toad to the edge of a forest. A sign on a tree there reads, ‘Forêt Dangereuse’, which means ‘dangerous forest.’ Goldilocks takes a close look and says, “Well, if there’s anything I know, it’s French, and ‘Dangereuse’ means “Welcome!” The story of a young girl who ventures far from home and stumbles on the empty house of three bears.

Story 2: Lupus Maximus and the Shepherd Boy

Suddenly, the wolf jumped out and said, “Hey there! You’re the kid who guards the sheep, right? I’m always right! I’m the most handsome, most daring, most modestly humble, cleverestly clever wolf in all the province of Ontario. I am Lupus Maximus!” See what happens when a shepherd boy plays too many practical jokes.

Story 3: The Little Red Hen’s Birthday

It’s the Little Red Hen’s special day! Who is going to help make the cake? The cat is practising being a ninja, the duck is playing the piano, and the dog is chasing his tail! A joyful retelling of the classic story about the importance of caring for each other.

Additional Credits:

Directed by Liz Pounsett. Mixed by Dylan Groff. Music composed and performed by Tim Freeman, Barry Walsh, Ginette Mohr, Jason Michael Hogan, and Red Velvet Revolution. Additional performance by Bearkin and Dr. Sandwich. ‘Fingerlympics’ and ‘Kerchingless Wonder’ by Doctor Turtle. ‘Appalachian Coal Mines’ by Mid-Air Machine. Cover illustration by Shawna Reiter. catchmeinthekitchen.com

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