Audit of the Damned

Imagine a world where the IRS audits Hell. Miles Corbin, a mid-level IRS agent whose biggest excitement is a perfectly aligned stapler, suddenly finds himself recruited into the newly formed Department 666—the Supernatural Auditing Division. His mission? To audit Asmodeus, CEO of Malebolge Industries, who’s attempting to write off the apocalypse as a business expense.

Armed with a thermos of lukewarm coffee and a growing sense of dread, Miles descends into the bureaucratic labyrinth of Hell. He faces demonic receptionists, succubi wielding sharpened tax codes, and mountains of paperwork that seem to pulsate with malevolent energy. Asmodeus, furious at the audacity of a mortal taxman, unleashes his infernal legions to obstruct the audit, employing every demonic trick imaginable.

In this surreal landscape, Miles finds an unlikely ally in Nicole Nichols, a sharp-tongued imp with a penchant for embezzlement and a surprising desire to escape Asmodeus's tyrannical reign. Together, they navigate the sulfurous mailrooms and opulent boardrooms of Hell, uncovering a web of deceit that extends far beyond simple tax fraud. Asmodeus isn't just cooking the books; he's manipulating the very fabric of reality, exploiting loopholes in cosmic law to rewrite the rules of existence.

Meanwhile, Miles's unnervingly cheerful supervisor, Brandi Thompson, seems to know more than she lets on. Is she a genuine ally or a pawn in Asmodeus’s game? As the audit deadline looms, Miles must reconcile the mundane demands of the IRS with the increasingly surreal and dangerous reality of his assignment. The fate of both Heaven and Earth hangs in the balance, depending on the meticulous application of tax law.

Get ready for a hilarious and thrilling ride through the underworld of accounting, where the ultimate battle isn't fought with fire and brimstone, but with calculators and red pens. "Audit of the Damned" is a satirical fantasy that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about taxes, demons, and the precarious balance between the ordinary and the monstrous.

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eBook: 11 listopada 2024