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#1 I am about to crush a beer can on my forehead. I am Samantha McKiver Irby, age 35ish, but I could pass for forty-seven to fifty-two. I am nominally female.

#2 I am a client services director at an animal hospital. I am extremely lazy, but I am good at playing the race card and eating other people’s lunches in the break room. I was born in Evanston, Illinois, a suburb along the lake north of Chicago.

#3 I was a teenage girl who needed lipstick, and I couldn’t wait two years for regular babysitting jobs to start paying enough for me to buy it. So I went to the Osco in downtown Evanston and slipped tubes of Revlon’s Toast of New York and Iced Coffee into my coat pocket. I was met at the door by a manager, who was black. I was arrested.

#4 I am too lazy to get married, and I don’t have the money to go through multiple background checks. I am looking for someone who doesn’t irritate me, and who is also minimally annoyed by my irritating habits.

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E-bok: 28 april 2022