The Lazy Witch's Guide to Vampires & Villainy

Roxanne Caulderone is not a witch who enjoys adventure. She's perfectly happy curling up on her couch, munching on snacks, binge-watching her favorite shows, and fostering a borderline problematic online shopping addiction while letting her spell vending machine do all the work for her. That is until a handsome, brooding vampire tricks his way into her life. Kidnapped and then offered a deal she can't refuse, she finds herself dragged into a dangerous labyrinth filled with ancient challenges and deadly traps meant to keep her from reaching the center—where she can find the cure to Nathaniel's curse. As they venture deeper into the spelled maze, they start to wonder if the biggest challenge isn't the labyrinth itself but the growing connection between them that threatens to make Roxy second-guess everything she thought she knew about herself and Nathaniel reconsider everything he thought he wanted… This is a cozy (not too dark) paranormal romance with fun magic, a slow burn with steam, and a HEA.

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Release date

Audiobook: February 18, 2025