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Candy Rae

‘Cat at Christmas’ is written using British English with a Scottish flavour. There are spelling differences between British English and the English as written and spoken in other parts of our wonderful, diverse world. There are also spelling differences between Human English and Cat English. Where Cat English predominates, cat won the argument.

 

Quotes from 'Cat at Christmas':

 

'Cats like to climb, and Myup and me were no exception.

'Up we went.

'Down we went.

'Down we went along wif the tree.

'We hit the ground wif a thump and a crash, accompanied by the merry little tinkles of breaking bobbles.why I am very careful to choose the right place.’

 

'If this fails make sure you are seen licking the nicest bits all over. I have noticed that humans almost never eat anyfing that has been licked by another. Small humans do this a lot wif bags of sweeties.'

'Remember to hide once they have been filled so you are not removed from the room. The hiding is especially important if you destroyed the stockings the previous Chrismas.'

ALSO BY CANDY RAE:

Cat in Charge - Dog not in Charge - Wolves and War - Conflict and Courage - Homage and Honour - Dragons and Destiny - Valour and Victory - Ambition and Alavidha - Paws and Planets - Tales and Tales - Journey and Jeopardy - Gossamer and Grass - Flames and Freedom - Rascals and Renegades - Outlaws and Overlords - Ephemeral Boundary - Enduring Barrier - Eternal Bulwark - Kill by Cure.

Elliott Crossley

Sammy the Cat

Cat at Christmas: Sammy the Cat

‘Cat in Charge’ is written using British English with a Scottish flavour. There are spelling differences between British English and the English as written and spoken in other parts of our wonderful, diverse world. There are also spelling differences between Human English and Cat English. Where Cat English predominates, cat won the argument.

 

Quotes from 'Cat in Charge':

 

‘However, my human and I are working very well together on this writing fing. I direct

and human obeys. I find the best place to oversee is sitting along human

shoulders against back of chair. This leaves paws free to correct.’

 

‘At the top is the top cat, then come all other cats, in strict order of seniority.’

 

‘My lady human loves sick unless it puts its feet on it.

‘This is why I am very careful to choose the right place.’

 

ALSO BY

CANDY RAE:

Cat at Christmas - Dog not in Charge - Wolves and War - Conflict and Courage - Homage and Honour - Dragons and Destiny - Valour and Victory - Ambition and Alavidha - Paws and Planets - Tales and Tales - Journey and Jeopardy - Gossamer and Grass - Flames and Freedom - Rascals and Renegades - Outlaws and Overlords - Ephemeral Boundary - Enduring Barrier - Eternal Bulwark - Kill by Cure.

Cat in Charge: Sammy the Cat