Listen and read

Step into an infinite world of stories

  • Listen and read as much as you want
  • Over 400 000+ titles
  • Bestsellers in 10+ Indian languages
  • Exclusive titles + Storytel Originals
  • Easy to cancel anytime
Subscribe now
Details page - Device banner - 894x1036

Trump Ninja Vs. Global Warming: "Oh Come On, We Can MAKE Ice"

3 Ratings

3.3

Series

2 of 7

Duration
55min
Language
English
Format
Category

Fiction

Trump has made America a laughing stock. Let's return the favor.

Donald Trump DOES NOT want you to read his (totally unauthorized and fictional) diary and he absolutely in no way wants you to know what insiders refer to as his "secret identity."

We see a fossil fuel loving, pristine wilderness raping narcissist.

But the he sees a ninja: Trump Ninja.

From the guy who tells scientists "It will get cooler" and retorts that, "Well, science doesn't really know" when he's told that the science is against him, comes a brand new book for your outrage and amusement.

Trump Ninja vs. Global Warming, sees our Colluder-in-Chief tilting at windmills trying to do battle with the specter of the "hoax" of Climate Change while saving the world from S. N. O. W. F. L. A. K. E. , the conspiracy behind the conspiracies.

EXCERPT FROM CLASSIFIED ENTRY INCLUDED BELOW:

You want to know what happens with these windmills? It’s just ridiculous, what these very sad, disgusting liars want you to believe. They like the environment? Then why are they killing all these birds, with these terrible windmills? Answer me that.

Trump Ninja vs. Global Warming. SHAZAM! Go get it.

Trump Ninja spin-kicks his way to the best-seller list with the super secret (aka fictional) history of the most tremendous and best (I just vomited in my mouth a little) presidency America has ever seen. Trump Ninja vs. Global Warming is book two in the seven book Trump Ninja series. Get them all today!

© 2020 Trump Ninja LLC (Audiobook): 9781664906174

Release date

Audiobook: 29 September 2020

Others also enjoyed ...

  1. Trump/Russia: A Definitive History Seth Hettena
  2. Trump Ninja: The Complete Series: Laugh At Him While It's Still Legal Trump Ninja
  3. The Room Where It Happened: A White House Memoir John Bolton
  4. I'll Take Your Questions Now: What I Saw at the Trump White House Stephanie Grisham
  5. Nobody Hates Trump More Than Trump: An Intervention David Shields
  6. A Very Stable Genius: Donald J. Trump's Testing of America Philip Rucker
  7. The Making of Donald Trump David Cay Johnston
  8. A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership James Comey
  9. Trumping Obama: How President Trump Saved Us From Barack Obama’s Legacy Matt Margolis
  10. F*ck Silence: Calling Trump Out for the Cultish, Moronic, Authoritarian Conman He Is: Calling Trump Out for the Cultish, Moronic, Authoritarian Con Man He Is Joe Walsh
  11. Trump Sky Alpha: A Novel Mark Doten
  12. Born Trump: Inside America’s First Family Emily Jane Fox
  13. The Trump Survival Guide: Everything You Need to Know About Living Through What You Hoped Would Never Happen Gene Stone
  14. How Trump Won: The Inside Story of a Revolution Larry Schweikart
  15. The Toddler in Chief: What Donald Trump Teaches Us about the Modern Presidency Daniel W. Drezner
  16. Everything Trump Touches Dies Rick Wilson
  17. Nightmare Scenario: Inside the Trump Administration’s Response to the Pandemic That Changed History Yasmeen Abutaleb
  18. Hatemonger: Stephen Miller, Donald Trump, and the White Nationalist Agenda Jean Guerrero
  19. Born Trump: Inside America's First Family Emily Jane Fox
  20. Trump on Trial Mary Jordan
  21. Audience of One: Television, Donald Trump, and the Politics of Illusion James Poniewozik
  22. Unchecked: The Untold Story Behind Congress’s Botched Impeachments of Donald Trump Karoun Demirjian
  23. The Enemy of the People: A Dangerous Time to Tell the Truth in America Jim Acosta
  24. Marvel Comics: The Untold Story Sean Howe
  25. The January 6 Report January 6th Committee, The
  26. One Damn Thing After Another: Memoirs of an Attorney General William P. Barr
  27. Donald Trump and His Assault on Truth: The President's Falsehoods, Misleading Claims and Flat-Out Lies The Washington Post Fact Checker Staff
  28. How Did We Get Here?: From Theodore Roosevelt to Donald Trump Robert Dallek
  29. A Sacred Oath: Memoirs of a Secretary of Defense During Extraordinary Times Mark T. Esper
  30. Donald Trump Introbooks Team
  31. The Apprentice: Trump, Russia and the Subversion of American Democracy Greg Miller
  32. Lessons From The Edge: A Memoir Marie Yovanovitch
  33. Unthinkable: Trauma, Truth, and the Trials of American Democracy Jamie Raskin
  34. Trump and Churchill: Defenders of Western Civilization Nick Adams
  35. The Curse of Demagogues: Lessons Learned from the Presidency of Donald J. Trump Eli Merritt
  36. A Lot of People Are Saying: The New Conspiracism and the Assault on Democracy Nancy L. Rosenblum
  37. Never Trump: The Revolt of the Conservative Elites Steven M. Teles
  38. Principles Matter: The Constitution, Progressives and the Trump Era Carlos A. Ball
  39. Swamp Wars: Donald Trump and the New American Populism vs. The Old Order Jeffrey Lord
  40. Ten Tiny Breaths: A Novel K.A. Tucker
  41. Time to Get Tough: Making America #1 Again Donald J. Trump