Listen and read

Step into an infinite world of stories

  • Listen and read as much as you want
  • Over 400 000+ titles
  • Bestsellers in 10+ Indian languages
  • Exclusive titles + Storytel Originals
  • Easy to cancel anytime
Subscribe now
Details page - Device banner - 894x1036

Dead Jed: Adventures of a Middle School Zombie

Series

1 of 3

Duration
5H 43min
Language
English
Format
Category

Children

Dead Jed is Shaun of the Dead meets Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Jed's not your typical middle school geek. He is, to use the politically correct term, cardiovascularly challenged. And while his parents have attempted to shield him from the implications of being different for as long as they could (Jed was eight and at a friend's sister's birthday party when he blew his lips off onto the cake in front of everyone, finally prompting the "big talk" from his parents and an emergency superglue repair by his dad), seventh grade at Pine Hollow Middle School as a target of Robbie the supreme school bully and his pack of moronic toadies is rapidly becoming unbearable.

From being stuffed in a filled trash can as "dead meat" and into a trophy case as the bully's "prize" to literally having his hand pulled off in the boys' room (Jed's always losing body parts—but with a good stapler and some duct tape, he's back in the action), Jed's had enough and is ready to plan his revenge. Besides, it's awesome what you can do when you're already dead.

© 2014 Blackstone Publishing (Audiobook): 9781482955804

Release date

Audiobook: 4 March 2014

Others also enjoyed ...

  1. Awful Auntie David Walliams
  2. The Last Comics on Earth: Too Many Villains! Max Brallier
  3. Camp Murderface Saundra Mitchell
  4. The Dark Corner Christopher Pike
  5. The Drum, the Doll, and the Zombie Brad Strickland
  6. Aliens in the Sky Christopher Pike
  7. Clash at Fatal Fields: An Unofficial Fortnite Adventure Novel Devin Hunter
  8. Reset Day: An AFK Book (Hello Neighbor #7) Carly Anne West
  9. The Howling Ghost Christopher Pike
  10. Bad Dad David Walliams
  11. Fifth-Grade Zombies (Goosebumps SlappyWorld #14) R. L. Stine
  12. Mr Stink David Walliams
  13. Billionaire Boy David Walliams
  14. Unspoken Magic Emily Lloyd-Jones
  15. The Keepers #3: The Portal and the Veil Ted Sanders
  16. The Adventurers Guild Nick Eliopulos
  17. The Unwanteds Lisa McMann
  18. The World’s Worst Parents David Walliams
  19. The Planet Thieves Dan Krokos
  20. Skulduggery Pleasant Derek Landy
  21. Twilight of the Elves Nick Eliopulos
  22. Masterminds: Payback Gordon Korman
  23. The Dragonet Prophecy Tui T. Sutherland
  24. The Girl and the Ghost Hanna Alkaf
  25. Masterminds: Criminal Destiny Gordon Korman
  26. The Terrible Two Jory John
  27. Demon Dentist David Walliams
  28. The Troubled Girls of Dragomir Academy Anne Ursu
  29. My Weirder-est School #1: Dr. Snow Has Got to Go! Dan Gutman
  30. Fing David Walliams
  31. My Weird School Special: Deck the Halls, We're Off the Walls! Dan Gutman
  32. The Midnight Gang David Walliams
  33. School of the Dead Avi
  34. A Christmas Carol - Kid Classics: The Illustrated Just-for-Kids Edition Charles Dickens
  35. I Survived the Galveston Hurricane, 1900 (I Survived #21) Lauren Tarshis
  36. What Not to Do If You Turn Invisible Ross Welford
  37. Night of Dangers Nick Eliopulos
  38. Vampires vs. Werewolves: Battle of the Bloodthirsty Beasts Michael O'Hearn
  39. The Forbidden Stone Tony Abbott
  40. Ghost Rescue Jenny McLachlan