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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies: A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols

Language
English
Format
Category

Non-Fiction

A delightfully depraved collection of classic Zombie Christmas carols, like "I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Clause", "We Three Spleens", and more.

Fresh brains roasting on an open fire . . .

Yes, Christmas is on its way—and all the little boys and ghouls are dreaming of stockings filled with candied eyes and bleeding body parts. You'd better watch out! Santa Claws is coming to town—and he knows who's been naughty, who's been naughtier . . . and who'll taste best with a nice glass of Chianti!

In celebration of this merry macabre season, Michael P. Spradlin presents two dozen of the most soul-stirring, brain-boiling carols composed specifically for the decomposing. Holiday favorites such as "Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally," and "Rudolph, the Zombie Reindeer" are guaranteed to lift the spirits of the lumbering, shuffling undead and their temporarily still breathing meals-to-be. So put down your gore-splattered baseball bats and raise your voices in song! And sing loudly—to drown out all the screaming.

© 2024 William Morrow Paperbacks (Ebook): 9780061986024

Release date

Ebook: 27 February 2024

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