Listen and read

Step into an infinite world of stories

  • Listen and read as much as you want
  • Over 400 000+ titles
  • Bestsellers in 10+ Indian languages
  • Exclusive titles + Storytel Originals
  • Easy to cancel anytime
Details page - Device banner - 894x1036
Cover for Being a Dad Is Weird: Lessons in Fatherhood from My Family to Yours

Being a Dad Is Weird: Lessons in Fatherhood from My Family to Yours

9 Ratings

4.1

Duration
3H 57min
Language
English
Format
Category

Biographies

The actor, writer, and director combines amusing stories about his dad with his own experiences raising two daughters with his wife, Melissa McCarthy.

Though he’s best known for his appearances in the movie Enough Said, as well as his hilarious role as Air Marshall Jon in Bridesmaids, Ben Falcone isn’t a big shot movie star director at home. There, he’s just dad. In this winning collection of stories, Ben shares his funny and poignant adventures as the husband of Melissa McCarthy, and the father of their two young daughters. He also shares tales from his own childhood in Southern Illinois, and life with his father—an outspoken, brilliant, but unconventional man with a big heart and a somewhat casual approach to employment named Steve Falcone.

Ben is just an ordinary dad who has his share of fights with other parents blocking his view with their expensive electronic devices at school performances. Navigating the complicated role of being the only male in a house full of women, he finds himself growing more and more concerned as he sounds more and more like his dad. While Steve Falcone may not have been the briefcase and gray flannel suit type, he taught Ben priceless lessons about what matters most in life. A supportive, creative, and downright funny dad, Steve made sure his sons’ lives were never dull—a sense of adventure that carries through this warm, sometimes hilarious, and poignant memoir.

“Containing self-help advice as well as threads of memoir and humor, Ben Falcone’s first book, Being a Dad Is Weird, is an absolute must-read.” —Manhattan Book Review

© 2017 Dey Street Books (Audiobook): 9780062681379

Release date

Audiobook: 16 May 2017

Others also enjoyed ...

  1. I Am These Truths: A Memoir of Identity, Justice, and Living Between Worlds
    I Am These Truths: A Memoir of Identity, Justice, and Living Between Worlds Sunny Hostin
  2. Kindness and Wonder: Why Mister Rogers Matters Now More Than Ever
    Kindness and Wonder: Why Mister Rogers Matters Now More Than Ever Gavin Edwards
  3. My Brothers' Keeper: Two Brothers. Loved. And Lost.
    My Brothers' Keeper: Two Brothers. Loved. And Lost. Gloria Reuben
  4. Hunky Dory (Who Knew?)
    Hunky Dory (Who Knew?) Laurence Myers
  5. Pourin’ Down Rain: A Black Woman Claims Her Place in the Canadian West
    Pourin’ Down Rain: A Black Woman Claims Her Place in the Canadian West Cheryl Foggo
  6. Jesus, My Father, The CIA, and Me: A Memoir. . . of Sorts
    Jesus, My Father, The CIA, and Me: A Memoir. . . of Sorts Ian Morgan Cron
  7. Mean Dads for a Better America: The Generous Rewards of an Old-Fashioned Childhood
    Mean Dads for a Better America: The Generous Rewards of an Old-Fashioned Childhood Tom Shillue
  8. Fear Gone Wild: A Story of Mental Illness, Suicide, and Hope Through Loss
    Fear Gone Wild: A Story of Mental Illness, Suicide, and Hope Through Loss Kayla Stoecklein
  9. Black and Blue
    Black and Blue Parm Sandhu
  10. The Good Hand: A Memoir of Work, Brotherhood and Transformation in an American Boomtown
    The Good Hand: A Memoir of Work, Brotherhood and Transformation in an American Boomtown Michael Patrick F. Smith
  11. Singaporeans Have Been Praying to Trees For Over 200 Years. Here’s Why
    Singaporeans Have Been Praying to Trees For Over 200 Years. Here’s Why RICE media
  12. The Arrogant Years: One Girl's Search for Her Lost Youth, from Cairo to Brooklyn
    The Arrogant Years: One Girl's Search for Her Lost Youth, from Cairo to Brooklyn Lucette Lagnado
  13. The Man Who Ate The World: In Search of the Perfect Dinner
    The Man Who Ate The World: In Search of the Perfect Dinner Jay Rayner
  14. Mixed Plate: Chronicles of an All-American Combo
    Mixed Plate: Chronicles of an All-American Combo Jo Koy
  15. You Can’t Fall Off the Floor: And Other Lessons from a Life in Hollywood
    You Can’t Fall Off the Floor: And Other Lessons from a Life in Hollywood Harris Katleman
  16. Susan, Linda, Nina & Cokie: The Extraordinary Story of the Founding Mothers of NPR
    Susan, Linda, Nina & Cokie: The Extraordinary Story of the Founding Mothers of NPR Lisa Napoli
  17. The Best of Friends: Martha and Me
    The Best of Friends: Martha and Me Mariana Pasternak
  18. Ex-Muslim: How One Daring Prayer to Jesus Changed a Life Forever
    Ex-Muslim: How One Daring Prayer to Jesus Changed a Life Forever Naeem Fazal
  19. Daring: My Passages: A Memoir
    Daring: My Passages: A Memoir Gail Sheehy
  20. I Hear My People Singing: Voices of African American Princeton
    I Hear My People Singing: Voices of African American Princeton Kathryn Watterson
  21. The Bee and the Acorn: A Memoir
    The Bee and the Acorn: A Memoir Paula Susan Wallace
  22. Prozac Monologues: A Voice from the Edge
    Prozac Monologues: A Voice from the Edge Willa Goodfellow
  23. Pretend I'm Not Here: How I Worked with Three Newspaper Icons, One Powerful First Lady, and Still Managed to Dig Myself Out of the Washington Swamp
    Pretend I'm Not Here: How I Worked with Three Newspaper Icons, One Powerful First Lady, and Still Managed to Dig Myself Out of the Washington Swamp Barbara Feinman Todd
  24. Dying to Meet You: Confessions of a Funeral Director
    Dying to Meet You: Confessions of a Funeral Director Angjolie Mei
  25. Go Ask Ali: Half-Baked Advice (and Free Lemonade)
    Go Ask Ali: Half-Baked Advice (and Free Lemonade) Ali Wentworth
  26. Tragedy Plus Time: A Tragi-comic Memoir
    Tragedy Plus Time: A Tragi-comic Memoir Adam Cayton-Holland
  27. How to Succeed in Business Without Really Crying
    How to Succeed in Business Without Really Crying Carol Leifer
  28. Urban Apologetics: Restoring Black Dignity with the Gospel
    Urban Apologetics: Restoring Black Dignity with the Gospel Eric Mason
  29. Departure Stories: Betty Crocker Made Matzoh Balls (and other lies)
    Departure Stories: Betty Crocker Made Matzoh Balls (and other lies) Elisa Bernick
  30. Mr. President, How Long Must We Wait?: Alice Paul, Woodrow Wilson, and the Fight for the Right to Vote
    Mr. President, How Long Must We Wait?: Alice Paul, Woodrow Wilson, and the Fight for the Right to Vote Tina Cassidy
  31. Little Black Sheep: A Memoir
    Little Black Sheep: A Memoir Ashley Cleveland
  32. Moving Forward: A Story of Hope, Hard Work, and the Promise of America
    Moving Forward: A Story of Hope, Hard Work, and the Promise of America Karine Jean-Pierre
  33. CRUSH: Writers Reflect on Love, Longing and the Lasting Power of Their First Celebrity Crush
    CRUSH: Writers Reflect on Love, Longing and the Lasting Power of Their First Celebrity Crush Cathy Alter
  34. Tell Me A Story: My Life with Pat Conroy
    Tell Me A Story: My Life with Pat Conroy Cassandra King Conroy
  35. Muslim Women Are Everything: Stereotype-Shattering Stories of Courage, Inspiration, and Adventure
    Muslim Women Are Everything: Stereotype-Shattering Stories of Courage, Inspiration, and Adventure Seema Yasmin
  36. Voice of Rebellion: How Mozhdah Jamalzadah Brought Hope to Afghanistan
    Voice of Rebellion: How Mozhdah Jamalzadah Brought Hope to Afghanistan Roberta Staley
  37. Reborn in the USA: An Englishman’s Love Letter to His Chosen Home
    Reborn in the USA: An Englishman’s Love Letter to His Chosen Home Roger Bennett
  38. The Book of Eating: Adventures in Professional Gluttony
    The Book of Eating: Adventures in Professional Gluttony Adam Platt
  39. Divided Soul: The Life of Marvin Gaye
    Divided Soul: The Life of Marvin Gaye David Ritz
  40. Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner
    Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner Dylan Howard
  41. A Woman of Firsts: The midwife who built a hospital and changed the world
    A Woman of Firsts: The midwife who built a hospital and changed the world Edna Adan Ismail
  42. Beauty, Disrupted: The Carre Otis Story
    Beauty, Disrupted: The Carre Otis Story Carre Otis
  43. Confessions of a Bad Mother: The Teenage Years
    Confessions of a Bad Mother: The Teenage Years Stephanie Calman
  44. A Nation of Immigrants
    A Nation of Immigrants John F. Kennedy
  45. Fallen: The inside story of the secret trial and conviction of Cardinal George Pell
    Fallen: The inside story of the secret trial and conviction of Cardinal George Pell Lucie Morris-Marr
  46. Saved: A War Reporter's Mission to Make It Home
    Saved: A War Reporter's Mission to Make It Home Benjamin Hall
  47. Drama: An Actor's Education
    Drama: An Actor's Education John Lithgow
  48. Hadassah: An American Story
    Hadassah: An American Story Hadassah Lieberman
  49. Behind the Scenes in the Lincoln White House: Thirty Years a Slave and Four Years in the White House
    Behind the Scenes in the Lincoln White House: Thirty Years a Slave and Four Years in the White House Elizabeth Keckley
  50. Lacks Self-Control: True Stories I Waited Until My Parents Died To Tell
    Lacks Self-Control: True Stories I Waited Until My Parents Died To Tell Roy Sekoff
  51. Body of Work: Meditations on Mortality from the Human Anatomy Lab
    Body of Work: Meditations on Mortality from the Human Anatomy Lab Christine Montross
  52. My Mother. Barack Obama. Donald Trump. And the Last Stand of the Angry White Man.
    My Mother. Barack Obama. Donald Trump. And the Last Stand of the Angry White Man. Kevin Powell
  53. The Good Neighbor: The Life and Work of Fred Rogers
    The Good Neighbor: The Life and Work of Fred Rogers Maxwell King
  54. Beat Breast Cancer Like A Boss: 30 Powerful Stories
    Beat Breast Cancer Like A Boss: 30 Powerful Stories Ali Rogin
  55. Let's Play Doctor
    Let's Play Doctor Mark Leyner
  56. Mama Used to Say
    Mama Used to Say Hannibal B. Johnson
  57. Early: An Intimate History of Premature Birth and What It Teaches Us About Being Human
    Early: An Intimate History of Premature Birth and What It Teaches Us About Being Human Sarah DiGregorio
  58. Say It Louder!: Black Voters, White Narratives, and Saving Our Democracy
    Say It Louder!: Black Voters, White Narratives, and Saving Our Democracy Tiffany Cross
  59. Still Waters in a Storm: The One-Room School Where Everyone Listens to Everyone
    Still Waters in a Storm: The One-Room School Where Everyone Listens to Everyone Stephen Haff
  60. Mama Bear: One Black Mother’s Fight for Her Child’s Life and Her Own
    Mama Bear: One Black Mother’s Fight for Her Child’s Life and Her Own Shirley Smith
  61. Black and White Bible, Black and Blue Wife: My Story of Finding Hope after Domestic Abuse
    Black and White Bible, Black and Blue Wife: My Story of Finding Hope after Domestic Abuse Ruth A. Tucker
  62. Boy Alone: A Brother's Memoir
    Boy Alone: A Brother's Memoir Karl Taro Greenfeld
  63. Son of Havana: A Baseball Journey from Cuba to the Big Leagues and Back
    Son of Havana: A Baseball Journey from Cuba to the Big Leagues and Back Luis Tiant
  64. About Face: The Life and Times of Dottie Ponedel: Make-up Artist to the Stars
    About Face: The Life and Times of Dottie Ponedel: Make-up Artist to the Stars Dorothy Ponedel
  65. Normal: A Mother and Her Beautiful Son
    Normal: A Mother and Her Beautiful Son Hilary Liftin
  66. A Day Like Today: Memoirs
    A Day Like Today: Memoirs John Humphrys
  67. Appetite: A Memoir in Recipes of Family and Food
    Appetite: A Memoir in Recipes of Family and Food Ed Balls
  68. F*ck Whales: Also Families, Poetry, Folksy Wisdom and You
    F*ck Whales: Also Families, Poetry, Folksy Wisdom and You Maddox
  69. Woman of Substances: A Journey into Addiction and Treatment: A Journey into Addiction and Treatment
    Woman of Substances: A Journey into Addiction and Treatment: A Journey into Addiction and Treatment Jenny Valentish
  70. Love & Courage: My Story of Family, Resilience, and Overcoming the Unexpected
    Love & Courage: My Story of Family, Resilience, and Overcoming the Unexpected Jagmeet Singh
  71. The Wondering Years: How Pop Culture Helped Me Answer Life's Biggest Questions: How Pop Culture Helped Me Answer Life’s Biggest Questions
    The Wondering Years: How Pop Culture Helped Me Answer Life's Biggest Questions: How Pop Culture Helped Me Answer Life’s Biggest Questions Knox McCoy
  72. Consumed by Hate, Redeemed by Love: How a Violent Klansman Became a Champion of Racial Reconciliation
    Consumed by Hate, Redeemed by Love: How a Violent Klansman Became a Champion of Racial Reconciliation Thomas A. Tarrants
  73. Deanna Durbin, Judy Garland, and the Golden Age of Hollywood
    Deanna Durbin, Judy Garland, and the Golden Age of Hollywood Melanie Gall
  74. Sharing Good Times
    Sharing Good Times Jimmy Carter
  75. What Would Susie Say?: Bullsh*t Wisdom About Love, Life and Comedy
    What Would Susie Say?: Bullsh*t Wisdom About Love, Life and Comedy Susie Essman
  76. Loudmouth: Tales (and Fantasies) of Sports, Sex, and Salvation from Behind the Microphone
    Loudmouth: Tales (and Fantasies) of Sports, Sex, and Salvation from Behind the Microphone Craig Carton
  77. The Midwest Survival Guide: How We Talk, Love, Work, Drink, and Eat . . . Everything with Ranch
    The Midwest Survival Guide: How We Talk, Love, Work, Drink, and Eat . . . Everything with Ranch Charlie Berens
  78. We Still Have Words
    We Still Have Words Azdyne Amimour
  79. Happily Grey: Stories, Souvenirs, and Everyday Wonders from the Life In Between
    Happily Grey: Stories, Souvenirs, and Everyday Wonders from the Life In Between Mary Lawless Lee
  80. A Life Everlasting: The Extraordinary Story of One Boy's Gift to Medical Science
    A Life Everlasting: The Extraordinary Story of One Boy's Gift to Medical Science Sarah Gray
  81. A Team of Their Own: How an International Sisterhood Made Olympic History
    A Team of Their Own: How an International Sisterhood Made Olympic History Seth Berkman
  82. Betty Ford: First Lady, Women's Advocate, Survivor, Trailblazer
    Betty Ford: First Lady, Women's Advocate, Survivor, Trailblazer Lisa McCubbin Hill
  83. AutoBioPhilosophy: An intimate story of what it means to be human
    AutoBioPhilosophy: An intimate story of what it means to be human Robert Rowland Smith
  84. The Prince of Providence: The True Story of Buddy Cianci, America's Most Notorious Mayor, Some Wiseguys, and the Feds
    The Prince of Providence: The True Story of Buddy Cianci, America's Most Notorious Mayor, Some Wiseguys, and the Feds Mike Stanton
  85. Founding Mothers: The Women Who Raised Our Nation
    Founding Mothers: The Women Who Raised Our Nation Cokie Roberts
  86. My Time With The Kings: A Reporter's Recollections of Martin, Coretta and the Civil Rights Movement
    My Time With The Kings: A Reporter's Recollections of Martin, Coretta and the Civil Rights Movement Kathryn Johnson
  87. My Father’s Son: A Generational Journey
    My Father’s Son: A Generational Journey Wayne Alcorn
  88. Children Under Fire: An American Crisis
    Children Under Fire: An American Crisis John Woodrow Cox
  89. Not Quite a Genius
    Not Quite a Genius Nate Dern
  90. Rough Beauty: Forty Seasons of Mountain Living
    Rough Beauty: Forty Seasons of Mountain Living Karen Auvinen
  91. Back, After the Break: a memoir from one of Australia's most loved celebrities, about life, love and living with mental illness - powerful, dark, f
    Back, After the Break: a memoir from one of Australia's most loved celebrities, about life, love and living with mental illness - powerful, dark, f Osher Günsberg
  92. A Light So Lovely: The Spiritual Legacy of Madeleine L'Engle, Author of A Wrinkle in Time
    A Light So Lovely: The Spiritual Legacy of Madeleine L'Engle, Author of A Wrinkle in Time Sarah Arthur
  93. The End of Roe v. Wade: Inside the Right’s Plan to Destroy Legal Abortion
    The End of Roe v. Wade: Inside the Right’s Plan to Destroy Legal Abortion Robin Marty